Would You Rather…

It’s time again for another excerpt from my book.

Would you rather…

Bang your funny bone five times in a row until it’s not funny anymore

or

listen to somebody scrape nails down a chalkboard for 20 minutes

THE REAL STORY BEHIND THE FUNNY BONE
The funny bone is actually the ulnar nerve, a long nerve that runs from the spinal cord in you back all the way down to your fingertips. At your elbow is the one place where there’s no muscle or fat protecting it. Hit your elbow and the ulnar nerve slams against bone. OUCH!

A CLASSROOM JOKE
Teacher: Geroge, go to the map and find North America
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: George!

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~ by Chris on February 3, 2009.

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